Lindsay Lohan Released From Jail

Oh the perks of being a celebrity. Lindsay Lohan was released from jail today after serving 13 days of her 90 day jail sentence. She is ordered to go straight to rehab before going home. Hopefully that will do the trick.

Lindsay Lohan Surrenders

Nice mugshot. I was expecting worse. Anywho, the movie star begins her 90 day jail sentence today. I feel sorry for her as the lesbian gangs are looking forward to her. They say,
"Everyone will want a piece of her, It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan. Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it - even the guards.
The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available," she said. "So if Lindsay doesn't want someone to grab her ass she'd better keep her shirt on straight. Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. It's disgusting."
Everyone send your prayers to Lilo. She'll need them!

Lindsay Lohan Poses For German GQ

She also complained about the American media,
"The media creates its images in just seconds, so they can interpret reality as they imagine it. If I sneeze, photos are published, in which I am said to be weeping bitterly. And if I keep my hand in front of my mouth and nose, it's the same, I was hungover and had a hard night of heavy partying behind me. You can't imagine to what extent this has been accepted,"
Well, this is the life you chose. You can't say you want to be famous and not expect the media to hound your every move.

Lindsay Lohan Checks Into Sober House

Well, I guess it's never too late! Check out this video of Lindsay checking in to Pickford Lofts, a rehab facility.

Lindsay Lohan WILL Go To Jail

Sorry Lilo, even your new lawyer won't get you out of this. District Attorney Danette Meyers says,
"It's a really a moot point to ask Judge Revel to send Ms. Lohan to rehab only as Judge Revel has already sentenced her. Ms. Lohan is going to jail… Judge Revel could have sentenced her to more time behind bars, but she didn't. "The only issue to be decided is what rehabilitation facility Ms. Lohan will be sent to after she serves her jail time.”
I don't see what the big deal is. She probably won't have to serve all 90 days! Just serve the time and get it over with. At least it's not 90 months or something!

Dina Lohan Speaks About Her Daughters Prison Sentence

She says,
"This is so not fair to do this to my child,"
Well if you wanted to prevent this you should've made sure she didn't violate her probation ...

Lindsay Explains Why And How Her Nails Say F*** U

While in court, Lindsay garnered attention for having the words f*** u painted on the middle finger. People speculated that Lindsay did that as a way to send a message to the judge but Lindsay tweets otherwise. She tweeted to a friend,
"Didn't we do our nails as a joke with our friend?"
And also said,
"It had nothing to do w/court... it's an airbrush design from a stencil."
And there you have it!

Lindsay Lohan's Interesting Nail Art

Check out what Lindsay Lohan wore on her nails during court.

Very Creative!

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 90 Days In Jail

If you missed it, check out this clip of actress Lindsay Lohan being sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation.

Sad...

Lindsay Lohan Is Clean

I know, I'm shocked too! She recently passed a pee pee test and was cleared by the LA County Probation Department. I wonder how long it will last...