Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Surrenders

Nice mugshot. I was expecting worse. Anywho, the movie star begins her 90 day jail sentence today. I feel sorry for her as the lesbian gangs are looking forward to her. They say,
"Everyone will want a piece of her, It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan. Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it - even the guards.
The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available," she said. "So if Lindsay doesn't want someone to grab her ass she'd better keep her shirt on straight. Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. It's disgusting."
Everyone send your prayers to Lilo. She'll need them!

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